Watmough: Des, it’s Anthony. Got myself into a bit of strife on the weekend.
Hasler: What now?
Watmough: Yeah, Watmough.
Hasler: No, what now?
Watmough: Yeah, Des, Anthony Watmough.
Hasler: Yeah, I know it’s you. What have you done now?
Watmough: I did a Willie.
Hasler: Mate, I got no issue with that. I played alongside Ian Roberts for years.
Watmough: No no, I still like the chicks, especially sponsors’ daughters. I mean I did a Willie Mason and got busted for it.
Hasler: You’ll have to be more specific.
Watmough: Was busting to go, couldn’t be arsed finding a loo, so I pissed on a shop front window.
Hasler: Mate, I hope you at least wrote your name. This is going to be news.